A possible Bukele speech -- with footnotes
Tomorrow, June 1, 2021, marks the start of Salvadoran president Nayib Bukele’s third year in office. He will appear before the Legislative Assembly, a body now dominated and controlled by his Nuevas Ideas party, to provide an account of the state of the country and his presidency to the citizens of El Salvador. It will be a presentation filled with pomp and circumstance in keeping with Bukele's preference to showcase the majesty of his presidency, while still maintaining his image as the president "most cool" in all the world. There will be enthusiastic applause by the new members of the Assembly from Nuevas Ideas. I predict that some of the messages we will hear in the speech will include: • The country is managing the coronavirus better than almost anyone else in the world. [note 1] • The homicide rate is down dramatically as a result of our Territorial Control Plan.[note 2] • The Salvadoran military are heroes of the country. They have been patrolling the st